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thehottest: snakesandsuits: zooey deschanel I used to work at a vintage store on Melrose Ave last summer, a very brief stint to make ends meet on the weekends.  The SHE & HIM album had just dropped and I was listening to it non-stop, smoking bowls during breaks, and slangin’ denim to the overpaid kids in America. That was a nice period in my life, although somewhat ridiculous that I was working in the schmata business.

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I used to work at a vintage store on Melrose Ave last summer, a very brief stint to make ends meet on the weekends.  The SHE & HIM album had just dropped and I was listening to it non-stop, smoking bowls during breaks, and slangin’ denim to the overpaid kids in America.

That was a nice period in my life, although somewhat ridiculous that I was working in the schmata business.


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