Wife 2k11
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Wif3.
Blankies.
Brunette.
BOOM.
Lily, you so illy.
Ooomph. I want.
That vest.
Fuck the girl - in the literal sense, not the physical.
OOOOOOH? Snickers…
Dear Future Wife,
You look super fun. You read! You wear glasses! You can perch books on your feet? So talented! I hope you like penne bolognese and oral sex! I’m really good at both.
I love you. See you at the altar.
Best,
Matthew
(via thisfemaleform)
