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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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sisterly tush

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(Thanks for the submission Cassie).

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From left to right:
Mistress, Wife, Ex-Wife, Concubine.
Suck me, beautiful!

From left to right:

Mistress, Wife, Ex-Wife, Concubine.

Suck me, beautiful!



SQUEEZE!!!!!!

Leaving by Tristetriste (Zuna Potocna)

v:v:v

SQUEEZE!!!!!!

Leaving by Tristetriste (Zuna Potocna)

v:v:v



That tush is so scrumptious I could BITE it. 
Something about the way this broad is standing turns me on. Those two cameras look like guns that need to be holstered. 
Goin&#8217; in for the kill shot. 

That tush is so scrumptious I could BITE it. 

Something about the way this broad is standing turns me on. Those two cameras look like guns that need to be holstered. 

Goin’ in for the kill shot. 



What I would give to be the poolboy at this estate&#8230;.

What I would give to be the poolboy at this estate….



MAKE OUT. NOT WAR. 

MAKE OUT. NOT WAR. 

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Adidas Tush

Adidas Tush

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