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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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sexmusic:

1979 // smashing pumpkins

download: amazon | Smashing Pumpkins - Smashing Pumpkins: Greatest Hits - 1979



2Pac - Brenda’s Got a Baby

Sometimes when the bitchez in mah game make m3 feel at w4r with myself I roll up a philly, bust out my SONY Disc Man, and listen to the immortal words of TuPac.

This Video is so good.  It makes Fellini look like a USC film grad. It’s in the “Cinegga Verité” genre.



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nedhepburn:

Jay-Z feat. J-Dilla “Girls, Girls, Girls”



I know you don’t give a fuck about an Oxford Comma, but I’m going to Vampr Wknd tonight!

Album Release is today!



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Alice In Chains - Would



The Cure - A Forest



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The Beastie Boys - Remote Control (Hello Nasty)



This.
@TylerCoates…thanks for getting me in to this.

This.

@TylerCoates…thanks for getting me in to this.



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Unkle - Natural Selection (I cannot WAIT for this fucking record to come out). May 11th in the US.



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