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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess/sport-fucking buddy. His father, a St. Louis cowboy at heart, reined him in as a child, only having to wash out his mouth with soap once during his early years.
Single, forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man finds himself thoroughly concerned with finding a wife, but more importantly, a bitch to lay with in the meantime.
Oh, and he wants me to tell you he he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City back in '01.
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New Uffie video, about two years too late.
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Miike Snow - The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance Remix (Vampire Weekend)
(via soupsoup)
Them Crooked Vultures. Coming to a city near you (they’re playing NYC/Boston this weekend, and my friends The Mini Mansions open for them).
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Crookers - What Up Ya’ll
Off his new EP.
Sookie Stackhouse it.
Charlotte Gainsbourg - “Heaven Can Wait” (feat. Beck)
