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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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bohemea:

Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen

I used to dance by myself to this song while reciting under my breath 2-3-4, 2-3-4. I got pretty good at that dance the first summer I saw Dirty Dancing. I also got pretty good at convincing my tiny friends to attempt the lift with me at the local park. I was positive that, with enough practice, I could whisk a girl above my head & hold her there while she felt the wind in her permed bob. I never accomplished that goal, but I definitely became good at running my fingers down a girl’s bare midriff while making her eyes cloud with lust. Thanks for teaching me that trick, Swayze.

And thanks for being so rad, bohemea.


September 24
music tunes
suicidewatch: The Replacements Again, Evan “lemme introduce you to all good music in life” Weiss got me into The Replacements. Thanks, Evdog.

suicidewatch:

The Replacements

Again, Evan “lemme introduce you to all good music in life” Weiss got me into The Replacements.

Thanks, Evdog.


September 29
music tunes
hewhocannotbenamed: One, Two, Three, Four, Who’s punk? What’s the score? (Blake Schwarzenbach of Jawbreaker) Xroads band for all you LA Kids. If you don’t own DEAR ETC and 24 HOUR REVENGE THERAPY you should burn in hell.  Just kidding…you should go to Amoeba and buy them.

hewhocannotbenamed:

One, Two, Three, Four, Who’s punk? What’s the score?

(Blake Schwarzenbach of Jawbreaker)

Xroads band for all you LA Kids.

If you don’t own DEAR ETC and 24 HOUR REVENGE THERAPY you should burn in hell.  Just kidding…you should go to Amoeba and buy them.


October 5
tunes

“I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you made me crazy
Remember how I made you scream …”

The Ataris, Boys of Summer (via bblove)

UGH you IDIOT, it’s a Don Henley song (you know, that band, THE EAGLES)….those fuck wits didn’t write this. Way to shit the bed on tumblr.


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183 Videos of Tom Yorke at Echoplex.

(via soupsoup)

For all you kids creaming your pants.


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The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition

OR: The song that made 500 Days of Summer memorable (aside from everything else about it).


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Thom Yorke @ The Echoplex (Open The Floodgates)


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spanghew:

hipstertracks:

Horchata - Vampire Weekend : benjaminf & matthewb

Ummm.  I thought I was hip enough to know when Vampy Boys released new tracks, especially tracks named HORCHATA.  Anyway, enjoy.

I think they put out one of the best freshman records of all time, up there with the Killers, HOT FUSS.  Now, I’m only talking bands of this era.

M


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Martin Gore and Dave Gahan (I need to stop getting high and blogging)…that’s Andy Fletcher, duh. Thank you Sam Sugarman

Martin Gore and Dave Gahan (I need to stop getting high and blogging)…that’s Andy Fletcher, duh.

Thank you Sam Sugarman


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Stoked on this jam right now.  CONTRA drops in January.  Epic name for an album, hope it’s named after the Nintendo game of the same name.

Stoked on this jam right now.  CONTRA drops in January.  Epic name for an album, hope it’s named after the Nintendo game of the same name.


October 6
tunes