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Julian Casablancas (solo record) - River of Brakelights

Album pushed back to November.

I promise when I say this: I was the first 17 year old boy in LA to like the strokes. Had the EP before the IS THIS IT? ever dropped.



Unfortunately, This was NOT it.

MOONWALKER blows this out of the water, although they are completely different.

As Julian Casablancas so famously sang in 2003, “Is this it?”



The Strokes - IS THIS IT? (UK album cover)


Julian, my sweet hipster prince, please come back from your shitty solo record and make something magical with Fabrizio, Albert Hammond Jr, and Nikolai. PLEASE. First Impressions kinda sucked horse dong.
Thanks!

The Strokes - IS THIS IT? (UK album cover)

Julian, my sweet hipster prince, please come back from your shitty solo record and make something magical with Fabrizio, Albert Hammond Jr, and Nikolai. PLEASE. First Impressions kinda sucked horse dong.

Thanks!



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suicidewatch:

THE STROKES “BARELY LEGAL”

Good Morning, main Squeezes!~



This reminds me of the Strokes. 
Black and White
Tush
New York Citayyy

This reminds me of the Strokes. 

Black and White

Tush

New York Citayyy



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Lest you forget, I was the first kid in Los Angeles to have this record, know why? Because I didn’t have the album. I was so ahead of my game at 17 that I had the fucking CD single of “Last Night.”

A CD SINGLE!!

Also, I got a rad blowjob while this song played once back in the dizzay.

Julian Casablancas blowjobs rule. 

barelysarcasm:

invisibleb:

The Strokes- Is This It- Hard To Explain

(Source: invisilirium)





First Preview of The Strokes first single off their new record.

AND IT SOUDNS AMAZING. Like poppy mid-album IS THIS IT era Strokers. 

Woo Hoo!



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 The Strokes - “Under Cover of Darkness”

The 30-second snippet was nice, but it’s nothing compared to the full version of the first single off the band’s upcoming studio album, Angles.

Angles drops March 22

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The Strokes - You’re So Right

(New song from ANGLES)

(Source: matt-t, via barelysarcasm)