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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Snoop and Martha, whiskin’ away in preparation of tonight’s Seder. Don’t let that cunt’s sweater fool you…she’s a Jew. I mean seriously, she’s good with money and cooking…Goyim can’t cook and couldn’t invest to save their lives.
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“Nah nigga…I said C MINOR 7.”
Dr. Dre ft. Snoop and Akon - KUSH
Which, if you ask me and Evan Weiss, is more like SCHWAG, but whatever.
Dudes, you’re too old. Seriously. Stick to Dr. Pepper commercials and making snowman sweaters.
You guys made Chronic 2001 - HELLO? Are you kidding me? Akon? That’s the best you could do? What, was Nate Dog dropping his kids off at school? Eminem was too busy beating Kim? You couldn’t get someone else? This video is worse than the one my mom had made for my Bar Mitzvah.
