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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Jason Segel’s sister and Knecht4
In the words of MEAN GIRLS, “Boo hoo, you whore.”
Wanted to schtup both of you, oh well.

Jason Segel’s sister and Knecht4

In the words of MEAN GIRLS, “Boo hoo, you whore.”

Wanted to schtup both of you, oh well.



Have a Safe and Happy Holidays from your funky OBGYN.

Have a Safe and Happy Holidays from your funky OBGYN.



Ahh. Shiksa. Goya. Punim. 

Ahh. Shiksa. Goya. Punim.