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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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She’s the perfect girl.
She’s the perfect girl.
In your father’s world.
In your father’s world.
Have a Safe and Happy Holidays from your funky OBGYN.
Those are som3 SERIOUS cansaba melons! Dang, ho!
And they’re real! I’ve touched them.
Not in the “I wanna fuck your face” way, but I touched ‘em.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit this bitch had it comin’.
Having Sex Like Porn Stars: GQ
Thanks to Jakeson for this. It’s great. Funny. Sexual. I think this chick is the future Mrs. Haus.
