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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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If I was in 7th grade, I’d have a pop-punk band called Punk Floyd.

Happy Monday.



This image, from Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here, is perfect. Two suits, one set on fire, on a studio backlot.
Sorta sounds like my everyday. 
I want to get this framed and put it above my toilet.

This image, from Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here, is perfect. Two suits, one set on fire, on a studio backlot.

Sorta sounds like my everyday. 

I want to get this framed and put it above my toilet.

(Source: readthisblgandgetstnd)



Dark Side of the Jewn

Dark Side of the Jewn

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