(via hotchicksinpanties)
This is fucking epic…but IS THAT A TAMPON STRING?! DAMN GIRL GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
I do wanna have sex with a girl who’s only wearing converse, and then I will take them off and we can be Adam and Eve.
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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