My first love.
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess/sport-fucking buddy. His father, a St. Louis cowboy at heart, reined him in as a child, only having to wash out his mouth with soap once during his early years.
Single, forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man finds himself thoroughly concerned with finding a wife, but more importantly, a bitch to lay with in the meantime.
Oh, and he wants me to tell you he he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City back in '01.
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My Girl - watched 6 times in theaters as a young boy. This movie/soundtrack changed me forever.
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Sweet fucking Christ, if I wasn’t in a shitstorm at the office I’d write you an essay on the depths of my heterosexuality based on my unrequited love with Anna Chlumsky. However, for now, I’ll just let you look at these photos of her and Mac before he got all wierd.
