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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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brb dying and going to hell
Brilliant. Def gonna hit up the premiere to NEW MOON so I can see little girls shit themselves (whilst I try to get K Stew stoned at the aftahparty, she’ll prolly invite me to box her Mini Coop and go down on her before I bring her back to my pad for a schtup and some DVDs of The Wire).
Just chillin’ at Uni.
Ali McGraw and Ryan O’Neil in Love Story
Gina: What are you doing here?
Lucas: My life has reached it’s pinnacle.
Lucas: Joe’s letting me close the store tonight.
Gina: You’re kidding
Lucas: I am not.
Gina: Big responsibility Lucas.
When this came out and I was 12, everyone said I was the Lucas character. My friend Jon was the nutty kid eating pot brownies.
Happy Rex Manning Day!
3 Ninjas
Sony Bravia - Jose Gonzalez - Heartbeats
250,000 bouncy balls let loose in San Francisco.
Pulp Fiction
It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished em well.
GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE
