Grease, 1978
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess/sport-fucking buddy. His father, a St. Louis cowboy at heart, reined him in as a child, only having to wash out his mouth with soap once during his early years.
Single, forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man finds himself thoroughly concerned with finding a wife, but more importantly, a bitch to lay with in the meantime.
Oh, and he wants me to tell you he he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City back in '01.
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mbsf:
shaken not stirred.
The Best Bond - Connery.
Goldfinger = my fondest childhood sick home from school memories.
Octopussy 4ever.
Anthony Perkins on the set of Psycho (1960) (via zuma)
“When I was a kid, I had recurring nightmares of the clash of the universes. They were cosmic nightmares. It was possibly that clash between my fear of my father and my love for my mother. A mother is not only a boy’s best friend, she’s his most ardent lover.”
-Anthony Perkins, Method Actor
I hope Hitchcock appreciated Psycho’s casting director.
“No can do! I got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia.”
Patty Bateman, American Psycho
“This ain’t Amsterdam, Vince. This is a sellers market. Coke is fucking dead as… dead. Heroin, it’s coming back in a big fucking way.”
Lance, Pulp Fiction
Jack Nicholson, Candice Bergen, and Art Garfunkel “French-kissing” on the set of Mike Nichols’s Carnal Knowledge (1971), in Vancouver, Canada.
“Thai?! Why would I go with Thai?!”
Elton, Clueless
I’m 3 for 3 with post-viewing schtups with this movie.
It’s undeniably the catalyst for panty-removal.
Diane Lane, you are by far, the sexiest older woman on Planet Earth.
I want my wife to be this lovable, sexy, and simple when I grow up.
