Grease, 1978
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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shaken not stirred.
The Best Bond - Connery.
Goldfinger = my fondest childhood sick home from school memories.
Octopussy 4ever.
Anthony Perkins on the set of Psycho (1960) (via zuma)
“When I was a kid, I had recurring nightmares of the clash of the universes. They were cosmic nightmares. It was possibly that clash between my fear of my father and my love for my mother. A mother is not only a boy’s best friend, she’s his most ardent lover.”
-Anthony Perkins, Method Actor
I hope Hitchcock appreciated Psycho’s casting director.
“No can do! I got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia.”
Patty Bateman, American Psycho
“This ain’t Amsterdam, Vince. This is a sellers market. Coke is fucking dead as… dead. Heroin, it’s coming back in a big fucking way.”
Lance, Pulp Fiction
Jack Nicholson, Candice Bergen, and Art Garfunkel “French-kissing” on the set of Mike Nichols’s Carnal Knowledge (1971), in Vancouver, Canada.
“Thai?! Why would I go with Thai?!”
Elton, Clueless
I’m 3 for 3 with post-viewing schtups with this movie.
It’s undeniably the catalyst for panty-removal.
Diane Lane, you are by far, the sexiest older woman on Planet Earth.
I want my wife to be this lovable, sexy, and simple when I grow up.
