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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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“Try the Chorizo, Bob. It’s incendiary.”

(KEEPING MY FINGERS CROSSED THE WEINSTEIN BROS GET THEIR COMPANY BACK!!! RON BURKLE TO THE RESCUE!!!!)

“Try the Chorizo, Bob. It’s incendiary.”

(KEEPING MY FINGERS CROSSED THE WEINSTEIN BROS GET THEIR COMPANY BACK!!! RON BURKLE TO THE RESCUE!!!!)



Vintage Bob and Harv — just a couple of guys with a boner for Truffaut.

Vintage Bob and Harv — just a couple of guys with a boner for Truffaut.



Strictly Ballroom (Original VHS trailer from 1992)

Thanks for making this happen, Dad. Love you. 



It’s the official end of an era.
Bob/Harv - I’m weaping for ya, but something tells me you ain’t going down so easy. 
In all honesty, thank you for distributing some of my all time favorite films, many of which shaped the man I am today. 

It’s the official end of an era.

Bob/Harv - I’m weaping for ya, but something tells me you ain’t going down so easy. 

In all honesty, thank you for distributing some of my all time favorite films, many of which shaped the man I am today.