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Wires on Fire
Mini Mansions
Slang Chickens
Psychadelic Judaism.
All in one shot.

Wires on Fire

Mini Mansions

Slang Chickens

Psychadelic Judaism.

All in one shot.



I am a very excited boy today.  I am going to the Mini Mansions (yay Zach, Ty and Mike)/Them Crooked Vultures show tonight @ The Wiltern.  I am a lucky son of a bitch, this much I am aware of.

However, what you don’t know is that security is soooo tight I have to basically pretend to be a Roadie for the Mansions.

“String that guitbox! I need more coke in the monitors! Kill the baby! Hang the junior! Somebody get Josh Homme a beer! JPJ needs more fuzz in his amp!”

I’m gonna be acting tonight.  Should be hilarious.



Mini Mansions - The Great Escape



Michael Shuman, crushing the Mark III somewhere in Canada, I think. And I thought wrong. This is MN.
If you haven’t heard the tunes these boys make, you are fucking blowing it!
(via minimansions)

Michael Shuman, crushing the Mark III somewhere in Canada, I think. And I thought wrong. This is MN.

If you haven’t heard the tunes these boys make, you are fucking blowing it!

(via minimansions)



Zach “Tricky Dicky Hippopotamus” Dawes from MINI MANSIONS.
(via minimansions)

Zach “Tricky Dicky Hippopotamus” Dawes from MINI MANSIONS.

(via minimansions)





@slangchickens @minimansions — TONIGHT! RECORD RELEASE PARTY FOR MINI MANSIONS!!!!



@minimansions RECORD RELEASE PARTY TONIGHT.

Z. Dawes

M dot Shuman

T. dot Parkford

A very warm thank you to Josh Homme for putting out the record. 

In the words of Deadmau5, “My Friends. My Friends. My Friends. My Friends.”

SPACE 15201520 N. Cahuenga Blvd

7PM





@slangchickens @minimansions Tonight! @ The Echo! Woo Hoo!

@slangchickens @minimansions Tonight! @ The Echo! Woo Hoo!