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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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I am a very excited boy today. I am going to the Mini Mansions (yay Zach, Ty and Mike)/Them Crooked Vultures show tonight @ The Wiltern. I am a lucky son of a bitch, this much I am aware of.
However, what you don’t know is that security is soooo tight I have to basically pretend to be a Roadie for the Mansions.
“String that guitbox! I need more coke in the monitors! Kill the baby! Hang the junior! Somebody get Josh Homme a beer! JPJ needs more fuzz in his amp!”
I’m gonna be acting tonight. Should be hilarious.
Mini Mansions - The Great Escape
Michael Shuman, crushing the Mark III somewhere in Canada, I think. And I thought wrong. This is MN.
If you haven’t heard the tunes these boys make, you are fucking blowing it!
(via minimansions)
Mini Mansions (aka my childhood friends) on LA WEEKLY BLOG
Also, I just got my QOTSA tixxxxxxx VIP plaaaayyyaaaaa
@slangchickens @minimansions — TONIGHT! RECORD RELEASE PARTY FOR MINI MANSIONS!!!!
@minimansions RECORD RELEASE PARTY TONIGHT.
Z. Dawes
M dot Shuman
T. dot Parkford
A very warm thank you to Josh Homme for putting out the record.
In the words of Deadmau5, “My Friends. My Friends. My Friends. My Friends.”
SPACE 15201520 N. Cahuenga Blvd7PM
Slang Chickens/PaPa/Mini Mansions
Get ready for the ultimate February residency @ The Echo!
Click the link and read all about it.
See you there, doob in hand.



