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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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superawesomefantastic: Bus & Martha No joke, this picture here, inspired the entire theme of my Bar Mitzvah in 1997.

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Bus & Martha

No joke, this picture here, inspired the entire theme of my Bar Mitzvah in 1997.


November 4
busta rhymes Martha Stewart
Snoop and Martha, whiskin’ away in preparation of tonight’s Seder. Don’t let that cunt’s sweater fool you…she’s a Jew. I mean seriously, she’s good with money and cooking…Goyim can’t cook and couldn’t invest to save their lives. (via cinderstheysplinter)

Snoop and Martha, whiskin’ away in preparation of tonight’s Seder. Don’t let that cunt’s sweater fool you…she’s a Jew. I mean seriously, she’s good with money and cooking…Goyim can’t cook and couldn’t invest to save their lives.

(via cinderstheysplinter)


March 30
snoop martha stewart