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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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mbsf: juliasegal: waxandmilk: Best Lakers photo ever. via nbaplayoffs2009 For my Dawgs.

mbsf:

juliasegal:

waxandmilk:

Best Lakers photo ever.

via nbaplayoffs2009

For my Dawgs.


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Lamar Odom - The Candy Man

Thanks Jh2!


November 11
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alaskamiller:

los angeles is just new york lying down.


November 29
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I love it when it rains in LA and I go to work. I very much enjoy pretending that I live in the Jeff Buckley album titled GRACE. The rain helps.

I love it when it rains in LA and I go to work.

I very much enjoy pretending that I live in the Jeff Buckley album titled GRACE. The rain helps.


December 7
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I don’t mind the rain.

I don’t mind the rain.


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Thursday

Thursday


September 4
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Pulp Fiction Sara and I sucked down chocolate milkshakes at 101 last night with Prinzy. They were delish. She also devoured FrONCH toast. I had the Micky Fitz, as per usual.

Pulp Fiction

Sara and I sucked down chocolate milkshakes at 101 last night with Prinzy. They were delish. She also devoured FrONCH toast. I had the Micky Fitz, as per usual.

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