Jesus Christ. Thank you, GQ.
L-I-L-Y
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Lily Allen, Harper’s Bazaar
Just another day, another dolla, another hustle. Here we go again! Strap in!
L-I-L-Y! You ain’t got no alibi! You’re lovely!
(Ben Schor…this is for you. Ya big Parisian Heeb!)
Lily Allen is Pregnant.
Well. Well. Well.
There goes another novel.
