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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Uhh, I think I know that girl on the left from work…

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Uhh, I think I know that girl on the left from work…



Breakfast at Tiffany’s…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s…