Dirty Katy Perry
I honestly would give up 8 nights of Hannukah, my birthday, and every bdady in the future to suck on those bountiful, succulent breasts.
Dirty bitch.
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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Last year I ended up taking a piss next to Russel Brand at the Jane Hotel (the night of Ratones birthday, actually). I kept trying to look at his peen to see what Katy was working with…to no avail.
All I could think while we pissed next to each other was how unfair it is that he gets to go home and wax this like Miyagi. This picture.
He doesn’t deserve her! I mean, maybe he does and they have a blast and are totes in sync, but really…KATY, you’re like a new Popsicle, fresh from the freezer…you can have any man on the planet suck on you.
BREAKING: Katy Perry has boobs that make my ego seem small.
Here’s the other proposed headline for this pic, that my editors at Little, Brown and Co nixed: “BITCH HAS TITS 4 DAZE!”
Katy Perry’s new album cover.
Mind blown.
Katy Perry - Firework
Did you guys know that Cancer and Domestic Abuse and Obesity are cured by Katy’s vocal abilities? Apparently, when she belts it out about overcoming your weaknesses, M-80’s and Roman Candles fly out of her chest and make it all better.
And you thought your mom was cool because her boobs double as milk dispensaries.
Teenage Dream Remix.
Yeah, so I’ve blogged it before.
I need it!
And here’s Katy Perry, not looking so much like a Firework, or a Teenage Dream.
Looking more like a nightmare.
She looks a lot like Aaron North, famed guitarist of The Icarus Line, co-founder of buddyhead.com (which I used to write for), and hired gun for Nine Inch Nails. We haven’t seen or heard from Aaron in a few years, but wherever he is, I hope that he is happy.
Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (Remix)
I need some of this today! WOOO!
Apparently, Russ does not make Katy feel so much like a teenage dream, but more of a pre-pubescent nightmare.
Can you imagine having to fuck him day in and day out? It’s no wonder they filed for divorce.
