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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Fuck them goyim.
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Watch this video! Jon Simonowitz is the resident yuckster at Valley Beth Shalom in my hometown of Encino, CA! Oh man, I bet he’s grubbed at More Than Waffles.
Wonder if his wife is hot…
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Iral Wohl (the Jewish Joker above) won an oscar for best documentary feature in 1980.
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Check out Marty Dusig!
He owned the first Valet parking service at LAX.
Jew$ are badass
Forget Banksy. Shepard is a total Fairey. Mr. Brainwash is a total fucking jamoca milkshake.
But the Jews — man, I wouldn’t fuck with that gang. The Macabees? PSSSSH. They’ve never lost a fight and their leader, Judah, is one tough mother.
Jew.Tang.Can. Recognize. Realize. Circumcise.
The Maccabeats - Candleight
A very special shiny penny sent this to me
Just Jew It.
