MTV’s new show, Jersey Shore.
I can’t believe I didn’t think of this shit!
PS: Since when is guido a term that is ok to call people?
Listen to the V.O. of this show. It’s priceless.
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I know most people clown on the Jersey Shore cast, but they’re actually good kids deep down. Tell me you wouldn’t play Sonic The Hedgehog with Paulie or The Situation? Try and convince me you wouldn’t love to get corndogs and see AVATAR with these guys…
Paulie D is definitely my favorite.
I feel like he is tha most loyal. When Ronnie got in that fight on the boardwalk and word got back to Paulie — the kid JUMPED up and threw on his Nikes. He is also the most fun. I mean seriously, calling girls GRENADES? I bet he’s fuckin’ hilarious via AIM.
The Situation (VINTAGE FAMILY PHOTO)
I am SO Excited for the Return
of Jersey Shore.
Tonight.
MTV.
Be there, or don’t.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Pauly D and Mike are so fun together. Like the guido Bert and Ernie. I like that they’re so loyal to one another.
Is this Deena or Snooki or an inflatable chair? WOOF WOOF
