Jay-Z and Alicia Keys Crush “Empire State of Mind” at The Game last night…
WTF!? Why didn’t Wayne perform the lakers banger during our playoffs?
We got screwed.
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This really is the best hat in the history of hats. It makes me grateful for winter and Hova. And whatever poor unfortunate creature had to die so Jay-Z could wear that hat.
Yep.
Coachella Line-Up
Jigga Jay-Z
Them Crooked Vultures
Vamp Weekend
The xx
Public Image Limited
She & Him
Thom Yorke
Yeasayer
MGMT
Jesus Christ on Tamoubrine and Moses on Drums (kidding, assholes)
Jay-Z: Yeah, bey, and right there’s the racquet ball center.
Bey: Whateva. Do you. I’m gonna be at the spa.
Jay-Z: Nah, me? I’m a j-cooz guy all the way. I’mma get my soak on. Light a cuban. Text Memphis Bleek.
Bey: We on vacation, Jigga!
Jay-Z: Shit. I left my towel in the room.
