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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Ride that Pulma Horse, babe

Ride that Pulma Horse, babe





syntheticpubes:

by Shayna Batya

Killer find, man.

syntheticpubes:

by Shayna Batya

Killer find, man.



Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving



sisterly tush

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(Thanks for the submission Cassie).

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This is beautiful. Peaceful.  Serene. Pensive.
I think I like this because it reminds me of my grandmother&#8217;s lake house. I was still innocent back then.
I wasn&#8217;t always a cunt hound ya know.

This is beautiful. Peaceful.  Serene. Pensive.

I think I like this because it reminds me of my grandmother’s lake house. I was still innocent back then.

I wasn’t always a cunt hound ya know.



I love you, Goossen.
When you are not making a mess of my kitchen you are actually quite the broad.

I love you, Goossen.

When you are not making a mess of my kitchen you are actually quite the broad.





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Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)