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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Old Hollywood is the Best Hollywood.
THE PALM restaurant — serving old Jews lobster since the creation of “talkies.”
Man, I would S a D for a lobster with some shoestring fries right about now, the funk soul brother.

Old Hollywood is the Best Hollywood.

THE PALM restaurant — serving old Jews lobster since the creation of “talkies.”

Man, I would S a D for a lobster with some shoestring fries right about now, the funk soul brother.





Summer 2010 Trailers all edited together to make ONE EPIC HELLUVA TRAILER.

Immaculate editing.

This is why I put up with it.





There is nothing like Cafe 101’s Mickey Fitz for dinner/midnight breakfast.
To be honest, Best Coast was kinda wah wah wah. 
Wavves, on the other hand, was loud and raucous. Just the way we like it. 

There is nothing like Cafe 101’s Mickey Fitz for dinner/midnight breakfast.

To be honest, Best Coast was kinda wah wah wah. 

Wavves, on the other hand, was loud and raucous. Just the way we like it.