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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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How funny are the sayings on the walls of Johnny Rockets?


Por ejemplo: SHANT EATS HERE

How funny are the sayings on the walls of Johnny Rockets?

Por ejemplo: SHANT EATS HERE



(via lesfemmes)
Fuck me.
Now.
Donno what I want more…the girl or the burger.

(via lesfemmes)

Fuck me.

Now.

Donno what I want more…the girl or the burger.



This is how we do Halloween in L.A.
In-N-Out.  GANGSTA!

This is how we do Halloween in L.A.

In-N-Out.  GANGSTA!



“Dang, dude, I got your husk juice all on my grill!”

Me, after having my Dog Evan squirt his corn on the cob all over me at 8 oz last night.