Those are som3 SERIOUS cansaba melons! Dang, ho!
And they’re real! I’ve touched them.
Not in the “I wanna fuck your face” way, but I touched ‘em.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit this bitch had it comin’.
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Is it fucking saturday yet? UGHHHHHHH want to be rolling J’s on my records!
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