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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Yo, homies, if you live in LA and aren’t eating at the Kogi BBQ truck, I donno what the fuck you is doing.
It’s Korean/Mexican fusion and it’s BOMB! Korean BBQ sliders, kim-chee (sp?) quesdaillas, and amazing ass tacos. Check ‘em out at Korgi BBQ online.
You can also follow them to see their next stops on Twitter.
Say whattup to Manager Young Ho, epic cook Bolivia, and the King Chef Roy!
Hats off to Tender Greens, forreal. The past two days at lunch I’ve had the chicken hot plate with golden brown mashed taters, and I gotta say, it’s a treat. It comes with a salad and a fine piece of Garlic bread. A nice touch. I’m not touching the carbs though. Trying to be less Al Franken and more Ryan Gosling. Maybe Ryan Reynolds in Van Wilder.
Our Writers’ PA hooks it up on the ordering, but after two weeks his selections got a little boring so I threw him some suggestions to mix it up:
Larchmont Wine and Cheese — epic sandos. The best baguette in Los Angeles.
Jersey Mike’s Subs — Subway for guys with a 401k.
Village Pizzeria — another Larchmont staple. But for Mulberry Pizza in Encino, this place takes the cake for pie.
88 Chinese — Old School Chinese. MSG all over the place. You’ll need Advil from the hangover, but you’ll be satisfied.
Al Wazir: Basically, it’s Al Abbas chicken from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Damn, is this place tasty! Get the #3 “Sleeper Cell” style.
And there you have it folks. Obviously, I eat at other establishments. These are the ones we can swing on a production budget.
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Holy shit… I MISS YOU SPIKE’S! I MISS YOU SO HARD! I WANT TO GO BACK!
This is about 2 blocks from my sophomore year spot in college!
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