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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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I don’t know why people think it’s weird that he’s my number one crush. LOOK AT HIM HE’S ADORABLE. SO DREAMY. I luh him. 


June 14
dreamboyz Molly
Images like this make me so sad. Richard Gere, as Officer Mayo you were my dreamboat. These days…not so much. I don’t care though. No matter where you like to put your gerbils, I’ll still vouch for you. But for real, check out this transformation. These are the young, gorgeous days of our lives. No matter how you feel about the way you look now, face it: this is probably the best any of us are gonna look (and FEEL!)…for the rest of our lives. Embrace it! Your clock is ticking, brobro! Go for a run! Wear something tight! Get yourself some swagger! Youth; you gotta cherish it. 

Images like this make me so sad. Richard Gere, as Officer Mayo you were my dreamboat. These days…not so much. I don’t care though. No matter where you like to put your gerbils, I’ll still vouch for you.

But for real, check out this transformation. These are the young, gorgeous days of our lives. No matter how you feel about the way you look now, face it: this is probably the best any of us are gonna look (and FEEL!)…for the rest of our lives. Embrace it! Your clock is ticking, brobro! Go for a run! Wear something tight! Get yourself some swagger! Youth; you gotta cherish it. 


June 22
Molly dreamboyz