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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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everything about him is just the dreamiest.
rumor has it in cool hand luke he really ate all 50 eggs in that epic scene. true method acting!! what male celeb do you know who’d ever actually do something like that to be “real” in a role today? “oooh the cholesterol, ohhh no i’m set to play a boxer in a film next month gotta keep trimmin’ down the ol’ abs…” wah wah wah MAN UP.
NEWMAN RIP
My first crush. Benny Rodriguez. Oh man, I can’t even tell you how I swooned for him. And Yea Yea. And Devon Sawa. And Mike Piazza. And Grant Hill. I had decent taste for a 9 year old.
In other news, Matt told me I look like Ugly Betty this weekend. Thanks a lot asshole!
