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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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whatswithtodaytoday: fuckyeahtvpicspam: Dawson: This is so Breakfast Club.Jen: Breakfast Club?Dawson: Yeah, that John Hughes movie where the five kids are stuck in detention all day.Joey: Yeah, at first they hate each other and then they become really, really good friends.Jen: Oh, yeah, that movie stunk. Whatever happened to those actors?Dawson: Anthony Michael Hall developed some weird thyroid condition, Molly Ringwald lost her gawky ingenue appeal, and the rest are languishing somewhere in tv obscurity.Pacey: No way! Emilio Estevez! He was in those Duck movies, remember? God, those were classics, so funny….[Everybody gives him a look.]Pacey: What? Dawson’s Creek (via killmotion) I remember this. What a great fucking moment in television. It’s so meta I could take a dump on my own head!

whatswithtodaytoday:

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Dawson: This is so Breakfast Club.
Jen: Breakfast Club?
Dawson: Yeah, that John Hughes movie where the five kids are stuck in detention all day.
Joey: Yeah, at first they hate each other and then they become really, really good friends.
Jen: Oh, yeah, that movie stunk. Whatever happened to those actors?
Dawson: Anthony Michael Hall developed some weird thyroid condition, Molly Ringwald lost her gawky ingenue appeal, and the rest are languishing somewhere in tv obscurity.
Pacey: No way! Emilio Estevez! He was in those Duck movies, remember? God, those were classics, so funny….
[Everybody gives him a look.]
Pacey: What?

Dawson’s Creek

(via killmotion)

I remember this. What a great fucking moment in television. It’s so meta I could take a dump on my own head!


March 2
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