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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
Copyright 2009-2011 BlackBerry Jew Squeeze
![I’m blogging on my Dad’s office computer that’s connected to the speaker system throughout our home. No joke, this is the name of one of his playlists: Dinner2: Passover Jambz.
Once you’re done spitting Matzo-ball soup outchyo nose, check out the track listening. My Dad is so GangstA! [Click the iTunes pic to enlarge ya cunt!]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpvkrr2sEn1qzimo1o1_400.png)
I’m blogging on my Dad’s office computer that’s connected to the speaker system throughout our home. No joke, this is the name of one of his playlists: Dinner2: Passover Jambz.
Once you’re done spitting Matzo-ball soup outchyo nose, check out the track listening. My Dad is so GangstA! [Click the iTunes pic to enlarge ya cunt!]
Thanksgiving with the JewSqueeze Family!
Interview With Dad!
Crushing this Saturday poolside.
With this guy.
Thanksgiving Ass Crack with Dad - An Annual Classic.
THINGS I AM THANKFUL FOR IN 2011:
1. Siri
2. Israeli women, and Judaism in general
3. Friends and Family (sorta/kinda)
4. Bon Iver and Ryan Adams
5. Bagel Broker
6. Jason and Alan
7. Sophie McNeil and her bodacious rack
8. BMW’s and their naturally aspirated engines. *Jonathan said this one year. I can’t take credit.
9. YouJizz.com
10. REVENGE
In all seriousness, I am incredibly lucky to wake up everyday with my health and be the man I am with the friends and family I have. I’m truly blessed.
Enjoy my dad’s asscrack.
Dad at Marshall’s
