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Charlotte Gainsbourg - “Heaven Can Wait” (feat. Beck)



“It’s a bottomless pit that we’ve been climbin’ on”

BECK



[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Beck - Loser (Mellow Gold)

I post music from time to time. 

Remember when Russell from Stillwater’s all, “I dig music…”

Me too. 

I told my brother I want him to play this at my funeral. On the loudspeakers. Before my friends give the speeches. This song…wow…it’s been with me a long time. Beck was one of my first favorite artists, but this was back when I still liked shitty music like Eve 6 and Hootie (and Blink 182…oy).  BUT BECK! He’s brilliant. The song It’s so damn irreverent and funky and the beat bangs from wall-to-wall. Imagine a bunch of saps @ Forest Lawn Memorial bumping Beck’s “I’m A Loser” with the lyrics “so what don’t ya kill me? {Espreckenzie Deutsch}” It’s just too too funny.  

Soy un perdidor. 

I’m a loser baby.

So why don’t you kill me?

{Double barrel buck shot}



All Time Personal Creative Hero

All Time Personal Creative Hero



Beck - I wish you weren’t a Scientologist. Otherwise, you are perfect. 
ohitsthe90s:

Beck, Vox Magazine, 1996.
Photo: Stefan De Batselier

Beck - I wish you weren’t a Scientologist. Otherwise, you are perfect. 

ohitsthe90s:

Beck, Vox Magazine, 1996.

Photo: Stefan De Batselier


Beck

Beck