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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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THE PHONE IS RINGING.






OH MY GOD.

THE PHONE IS RINGING.


OH MY GOD.



(via suicidewatch)
EVERYTHING I LEARNED ABOUT FINGERBANGING I LEARNED FROM THESE THREE WHITE DUDES.

(via suicidewatch)

EVERYTHING I LEARNED ABOUT FINGERBANGING I LEARNED FROM THESE THREE WHITE DUDES.



nedhepburn:

yeah uh i’ll take a salad bowl.

Ill Communication

nedhepburn:

yeah uh i’ll take a salad bowl.

Ill Communication



Yup. 

Yup. 



This is my spirit animal today. 

This is my spirit animal today. 



This. Video. Changed. Me. Forever.

This. Video. Changed. Me. Forever.



[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Beastie Boys - Remote Control (Hello Nasty)



and me

MIKE D!

and me

MIKE D!

(Source: suicidewatch)



I am so excited for this I could jump out of the window!
B-E-A-S-T-I-E and Danny McBride? Thank you, God. 
thedailywhat:

Another First Look of the Day: First official still from Adam Yauch’s Beastie Boys biopic Fight For Your Right Revisited, which stars Seth Rogen, Elijah Wood, and Danny McBride as Mike D, Ad-Rock, and MCA, respectively. Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly and Jack Black are also set to appear.
The short film is set to premiere at Sundance’s Short Film Festival.
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I am so excited for this I could jump out of the window!

B-E-A-S-T-I-E and Danny McBride? Thank you, God. 

thedailywhat:

Another First Look of the Day: First official still from Adam Yauch’s Beastie Boys biopic Fight For Your Right Revisited, which stars Seth Rogen, Elijah Wood, and Danny McBride as Mike D, Ad-Rock, and MCA, respectively. Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly and Jack Black are also set to appear.

The short film is set to premiere at Sundance’s Short Film Festival.

[stereogum.]

(Source: thedailywhat)



fuckyeahrockphotos:

Beastie Boys.

fuckyeahrockphotos:

Beastie Boys.

(Source: thefyrp)