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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Juliet, why thou gotta be such a prude ass bitch? For Serious, Mercut, my n**** this gat be heavier than a motherfucker, son! Look at this bald pink ass head on Jamie Kennedy lookin’ mofucka.
Ya’all wanna hit Wendy’s? I’m illin’ for a milkshake like WHOA. Thou down?
Down like a Capulet, my white n****.
