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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess/sport-fucking buddy. His father, a St. Louis cowboy at heart, reined him in as a child, only having to wash out his mouth with soap once during his early years.
Single, still wearing glasses and forever ready to attack a vagina with chopsticks, our "author" in question finds himself thoroughly concerned with finding a wife, but more importantly, a bitch to lay with in the meantime.
Oh, and he also wants you to know that Molly will be adding the feminine touch from time to time. Furthermore, he wants you to know he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City back in '99.
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Juliet, why thou gotta be such a prude ass bitch? For Serious, Mercut, my n**** this gat be heavier than a motherfucker, son! Look at this bald pink ass head on Jamie Kennedy lookin’ mofucka.
Ya’all wanna hit Wendy’s? I’m illin’ for a milkshake like WHOA. Thou down?
Down like a Capulet, my white n****.
