San Francisco, 2007
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Anne Hathaway by Yu Tsai
Annie, darling, you look fun here. I like this look on you. It’s the same look you gave me seconds before we did a whirlwind rendition of P.Y.T. in my brother’s room the night your BF introduced you to our fam. Usually, I wouldn’t brag about this sort of thing, but coming back to my childhood home after work to see you sitting on the couch with my mom — a couch that is usually reserved for my Dad’s naps, kinda blew me away. “That’s all.”
Anne Hathaway by Yu Tsai
MY cousin is a fucking nutbar.
If we weren’t related and I was 3 years younger, and I was drunk and at a party, and we were out of GHB, and the iPod just died, and I had no one to go home with, and I didn’t give her a tour of campus 9 months prior, sure I’d fuck her.
I tried making out with homegirl on the left. Meh, didn’t work out so well.
Girl on the right (is sister to girl on the left) and she sent me a rad pic of her boobs when I was in college. So there’s that.
Man, I hope monster.com, and whoever is looking to hire her isn’t reading this. That would suck.
Man, some girls are just way too hot for words.
Facebook, thank you again for the wonderful database of hot pics of my drunken girlfriends.
I’ll give you something to suck on, Soph.
Too too fly.
I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Guns. Babes. Weed.
The new documentary by Matthew James.
The Making of the 2010 Pirelli Calendar by Terry Richardson
