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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Rarely seen photos of Steve Jobs: Jobs in his living room, 1982
Steve surrounds himself with the important things in life (light, Hi-Fi kit)
Apple finally confirms they're releasing a tablet, due this March.
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Holy shit! I’m totes gonna be richiez.
Thanks for the AAPL stock for Hannukah so many years ago, Momz and Dadz. My future wife thankz you.
Apple Tablet Day!!!! HERE WE GO!
So let it be written. So let it be done.
SUCK ON THAT, you PC MORONS!@
She’s a PC, she lives in my lap. JIGGA MAYNE 4 Mac.
Usually I find two Mac users sitting next to each other computing incredibly douchey, but this is adorable! Probably because they’re most likely using their Macs properly & not because all the hip kids are buying one. And also because they’re HovandB, holla.
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Matt does an iPad Keynote
