Young Angelina Jolie
….was so sho hot. She was better then than she is now. I don’t know why. Brad, I really hope you do all of us men well when you filet her with your wang-chung.
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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BRAD: Ang, what are we doing tonight? Cheeseckae Fac with the kids?
ANGELINA: Nah, Shiloh has been shitting her pants like a goose.
BRAD: Sick! Clooney invited me over to play Go Fish with Jerry Weintraub.
ANGELINA: Fine then. I’m inviting Johnny Lee Miller over to watch the 10th Anniversary DVD of HACKERS.
BRAD: Fine, just as long as you don’t fuck your brother while I’m gone.
ANGELINA: You’re so funny. HA-HA, Megamind.
BRAD: Wait til tonight. I just trimmed my beard…
