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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Pretty sick, if you ask me. 

Which reminds me, I gotta return some videotapes.  

Christ, I’ll call you!

Ciao!



Patrick Bateman is on Twitter now.
Ugh, ok, enough blogging.  I gotta return some videotapes.

Patrick Bateman is on Twitter now.

Ugh, ok, enough blogging.  I gotta return some videotapes.






Patrick Bateman’s New York. What happened to all the late 1980’s restaurants and nightclubs he mentions in the film? 

Patrick Bateman’s New York. What happened to all the late 1980’s restaurants and nightclubs he mentions in the film? 

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ME. Tonight. And every night in Israel, except that chainsaw will be a shofar and I’ll be slaying the Israeli girls with it. 

ME. Tonight. And every night in Israel, except that chainsaw will be a shofar and I’ll be slaying the Israeli girls with it. 

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