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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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“At least it’s not Goofy.”

“At least it’s not Goofy.”



TrueLove @RealZachSchau

TrueLove @RealZachSchau



Zach — the morning after our Girls sleepover. “The Ernie McCracken” is the hair-do. 

Zach — the morning after our Girls sleepover. “The Ernie McCracken” is the hair-do. 



@RealZachSchau (co-founder of Pure Fix) shows us how to lube up and change your Fixie grips.

SCHAWING!



Sit on my face. 

Sit on my face.