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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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frangry: (via nedhepburn) Am I the only one who thinks Marilyn Monroe has the weirdest cone shaped tit in the history of females? Look at it — the left one is like Pluto’s nose. UGH. Wouldn’t fuck her with T.S. Eliot’s dick. Thanks for the nego boner, Ned/Marilyn.

frangry:

(via nedhepburn)

Am I the only one who thinks Marilyn Monroe has the weirdest cone shaped tit in the history of females? Look at it — the left one is like Pluto’s nose. UGH. Wouldn’t fuck her with T.S. Eliot’s dick.

Thanks for the nego boner, Ned/Marilyn.


March 4
marilyn DON'T WANT TO SCHTUP