Questions? Concerns? Advertisers? Email JewSqueeze{at}gmail.com Ask me shit!href> href> About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess. Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City. Copyright 2009-2011 BlackBerry Jew Squeeze new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 12, interval: 6000, width: 200, height: 300, theme: { shell: { background: '#333333', color: '#ff00ff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#f700d2' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: true, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('JewSqueeze').start(); Tumblr (3.0; @blackberryjewsqueeze)http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/<a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/05/what-your-favorite-wes-anderson-movie-says-about-you/52783/#.T7_tKb9Myt0.facebook">What Your Favorite Wes Anderson Movie Says About You</a>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23752416657http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23752416657Fri, 25 May 2012 14:14:19 -0700Wes Andersonbabez2men<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k5ugOhY31qz9qooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chloe Moretz</p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23751166845http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23751166845Fri, 25 May 2012 13:53:12 -0700chloe moretzbabez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45h69FTCz1qb8ugro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theswingingsixties.tumblr.com/post/23331089622/designer-fashion-shopping-clothes-beauty-travel-jewelry" target="_blank">theswingingsixties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sean Connery and Martiine Beswick in <em>‘Thunderball’</em>, 1965.</p> </blockquote>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23338525487http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23338525487Sat, 19 May 2012 00:08:38 -0700Bondbabez2men<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49brggi7U1qzcsd0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahlakers.tumblr.com/post/23337773598/hi-12-points-and-11-rebounds-for-pau-not-the" target="_blank">fuckyeahlakers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Hi.”</p> <p>12 points and 11 rebounds for Pau. Not the best night, but definitely not the worst. Oh, and 6 assists. The quintessential big man.</p> </blockquote>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23338336390http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23338336390Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:37 -0700paubabez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m499d2wsIJ1r2wuvao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karleyslutever.tumblr.com/post/23336221624/by-sandy-kim" target="_blank">karleyslutever</a>:</p> <p>By Sandy Kim</p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23337745026http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23337745026Fri, 18 May 2012 23:37:02 -0700Karley Sciortinobabez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32085IAAX1qm7byfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kurt</p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279600507http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279600507Thu, 17 May 2012 23:31:12 -0700Kurtbabez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ypikCeHJ1r55d46o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For @jonny_haus in Cannes. I know I’m not with you but I love you, way more than these two dudes do.</p> <p>#OASIS</p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279590606http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279590606Thu, 17 May 2012 23:30:48 -0700Liam and Noelbabez2men<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m388jhNorA1qz9qooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Madonna in 1984</p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279558863http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279558863Thu, 17 May 2012 23:29:35 -0700madonnababez2men<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d86yebpA1qbg26yo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecreatorsproject.tumblr.com/post/22219921325/british-dj-john-peels-legendary-record-collection" target="_blank">thecreatorsproject</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>British DJ John Peel’s <a href="http://thecreatorsproject.com/blog/legendary-dj-john-peels-record-collection-now-available-online" target="_blank">legendary record collection</a> is now available online.</p> </blockquote>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279544276http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279544276Thu, 17 May 2012 23:29:02 -0700Vicebabez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u4wsfa6w1qargt4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Andre 3000 and Big Boi</p> <p>(Please make another album, guys.)</p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279524727http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279524727Thu, 17 May 2012 23:28:16 -0700OutKastbabez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xqvhYwOq1r93l09o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery—isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you’ll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you’re going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It’s the only good fight there is.” <br/>― <a href="http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13275.Charles_Bukowski" target="_blank">Charles Bukowski</a>, <em><a href="http://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/1132770" target="_blank">Factotum</a></em></p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279508735http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279508735Thu, 17 May 2012 23:27:38 -0700Bukowskibabez2men<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47ejuO03A1qz717no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Molly McAleer. @molls seems like only yesterday you were crying on YouTube linked from a VOX account.</p> <p>#bitcheskillingit</p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279320627http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/23279320627Thu, 17 May 2012 23:20:46 -0700mollybabez2men<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xwlgwRGH1qzimo1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jonathan is a genius. But you already knew that. Between the upcoming PAPA video for “Ain’t It So”, and the untitled sizzle SHHHH he’s got his hands full. </p> <p>F to the C to the P</p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22944172309http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22944172309Sat, 12 May 2012 19:36:52 -0700lifebabez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vim9xZN21qzimo1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>There is nothing scarier in the world than turning on your Mom’s computer to do emails and finding this. </p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22853093492http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22853093492Fri, 11 May 2012 12:39:45 -0700NOOOOooooooooobabez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3twyweQui1qazkdco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>True Blood is back 6.10! </p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22805056655http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22805056655Thu, 10 May 2012 16:03:34 -0700true bloodbabez2men<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rotnP6pH1qzimo1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look at this fuckin’ ghoul. </p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22723966615http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22723966615Wed, 09 May 2012 11:03:23 -0700mary katebabez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pzeyXPZ21qzimo1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It gets better.</p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22666478902http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22666478902Tue, 08 May 2012 12:56:58 -0700John Travoltababez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywg4ftm3u1qza3r8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yup.</p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22631675325http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22631675325Mon, 07 May 2012 19:48:15 -0700girlsbabez2men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3oifedfh41qzimo1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wish to fuck all of this. </p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22622757366http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22622757366Mon, 07 May 2012 17:52:26 -0700girlsselena gomezspring breakersbabez2men<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o6cziptN1qzimo1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>@Mc_Soph! Birthday girl! </p>http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22603594227http://www.blackberryjewsqueeze.com/post/22603594227Mon, 07 May 2012 13:31:47 -0700Friendsbabez2men