To Andrew Leff, Jon Seaton and my old skateboards... -

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To Andrew Leff, Jon Seaton and my old skateboards —

Remember this shit? Remember our MANIC PANIC hair dye? The Sex Pistols CD? How about busting whip-its behind Corbin Bowl, listening to the OFFSPRING? Here’s a reminder if you should need it…

Cali Sk4t3 Punkx for LIFE

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The Offspring - ‘Self Esteem’ from Smash (Epitaph Records, 1994)

It’s not really “mall punk” if it was one of the first albums on an independent punk label to sell in huge numbers (11 million to date). Well, okay, I guess it is - or the band are - but not initially.

July 22

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