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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Team JewSqueeze: I know, I have a been a shitty father this week. I haven’t written much. I’ve been super busy having my ass handed to me every 30 minutes. That’s OK! I’m learning! Here’s some cool ass shit to tell you about: 1. The Dead Weather played last night, but I was too tired to go with Mah Friendz, so I watched CHEATERS instead. Say what you want about Jack White, but it’s all about CHEATERS in this Haus.  2. Comic Con is tomorrow and it was nearly the death of me.  3. I got a ticket to go to New York City for Labor Day. Yes, you are right. I’m going to have INCEPTION with girls there, therefore forcing multiple babes into Labor.  4. Got that new Big Boi joint, and boy, is it fresh TO DEATH. If you haven’t peeped it, I suggest you peep the track “Shutterbugs.” 5. I STILL HAVEN’T FUCKING SEEN INCEPTION.  Ashley Smith by Terry Richardson

Team JewSqueeze:

I know, I have a been a shitty father this week. I haven’t written much. I’ve been super busy having my ass handed to me every 30 minutes. That’s OK! I’m learning! Here’s some cool ass shit to tell you about:

1. The Dead Weather played last night, but I was too tired to go with Mah Friendz, so I watched CHEATERS instead. Say what you want about Jack White, but it’s all about CHEATERS in this Haus. 

2. Comic Con is tomorrow and it was nearly the death of me. 

3. I got a ticket to go to New York City for Labor Day. Yes, you are right. I’m going to have INCEPTION with girls there, therefore forcing multiple babes into Labor. 

4. Got that new Big Boi joint, and boy, is it fresh TO DEATH. If you haven’t peeped it, I suggest you peep the track “Shutterbugs.”

5. I STILL HAVEN’T FUCKING SEEN INCEPTION. 

Ashley Smith by Terry Richardson


July 22
Ashley Smith
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