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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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My Blog Turned 1 Today

Thank you all for hanging out, letting me do me, and being a part of the ride. I do this for you guys, but I also do it for myself. It makes me incredibly happy to have people share my bizarre antics on a daily basis. 

A lot has happened to me this past year, and to you, I’m sure. It’s bizarre to think that only twelve months ago I was reading blogs of Frangry, Ned Hepburn, Molls, and CokeTalk as if I’d discovered something that hadn’t been around for four or five years. Now look at us! We have our own little fanbase of our own! People from all over the world read this site — which is bizarre to me. I track the stats. We have two readers in Paris. We have most in New York and Los Angeles, but also, a healthy contingent in Canada, and even a few in Israel. I love lobster! Nothing pleases me more than knowing somewhere in Waterloo, Ontario a kid smokes weed, busting up at my nutty Jewrants.  Wiggier — we got lot of readers in Maine.  

This blog is really my way of pretending that I’m not a total nerdburger 99% of the time.

The wife search continues. The sex is still happening — shocking, I know. The schtupping is to be continued…

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.



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