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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Anne Hathaway by Mario Sorrenti
Annie, dearest —
I think I absolutely love you. I know that Adam REALLY loves you, but I think you’re spectacular. I like how you are not afraid of being a nerdo, wearing your glasses, and how you will burst into dance at the drop of a hat (like me).
Tootle-Loo.
Xox
MjH
