RUDY - Spring Training Montage Let me be real... -

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RUDY - Spring Training Montage

Let me be real here for a second: I used to cry. A lot. My freshman year of college, I cried nearly every day. I was so sad about how things ended with my high school girlfriend, the first love of my life. I even had a broken hand to remind me of her. I could barely hold my own dick.

ANYWAY, I watched a lot of movies that year because I didn’t want to go out and socialize, and I couldn’t really go clubbing with a broken, casted arm. This song…this moment…made me believe I would get through it, and I did.

I can do anything.

Yes! YOU CAN TOO!

(Read Molly’s post about soundtrack scores below) ——->

July 12

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