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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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My first crush. Benny Rodriguez. Oh man, I can’t even tell you how I swooned for him. And Yea Yea. And Devon Sawa. And Mike Piazza. And Grant Hill. I had decent taste for a 9 year old.
In other news, Matt told me I look like Ugly Betty this weekend. Thanks a lot asshole!
